I just don't even know what to say.

Joey and Hanna were in his room playing hospital. Joey was the patient with a head injury. You see, Dominic shot Joey in the head with his toy gun. The same toy gun he held to my forehead this morning and started shooting at me (as I slept) and sweetly asked for breakfast.

Having no bandages in the hospital, Joey resorted to the closest thing he could find.

The wide eyes...that was the expression when I told him what his bandage is really used for!!! You just can't make this stuff up.